Why 90?? 18 x 5=90! We love chai that much.

1. My date’s in an hour!
2. Where are we going again?
3. Was it Dinner?
4. Kosher?
5. *Checks JDate profile*
6. Expensive?
7. Easy though…
8. Maybe.
9. I have been wanting to see that movie…
10. Does it say if she likes action/comedies?
11. *Checks JDate again*
12. Of course it doesn’t.
13. Am I romantic?
14. I think I can be…
15. Ehhh…
16. She said yes, right?
17. I should double check.
18. *Checks JDate again*
19. Phew.
20. What’s her name again?
21. Sarah… classic.
22. She’s cute/hot/WOW!
23. Catfish?
24. Nahhhh
25. Should I bring a condom?
26. No…
27. Yes?
28. No.
29. Ok.
30. Do I have cash?
31. Nope.
32. I should pay though.
33. *Checks bank account*
34. Maybe she’ll offer to split?
35. What do I do if she does?!?
36. Groupon?
37. Ehhh…
38. I’ll be chivalrous and pay.
39. Yeah, I’m a MAN!
40. *Looks in mirror*
41. *Does 10 pushups*
42. *Looks in mirror again*
43. Nooice.

44. What do I wear?!?
45. Is she one of those super-trendy girls?
46. FASHION!
47. Modesty? Snius (covers her knees and elbows)?
48. *Checks pictures*
49. I still don’t know.
50. I want to look like it didn’t take me long to put this outfit together. Like “I just threw this on,” but I didn’t really.
51. Button-down or T-Shirt?
52. I really like this t-shirt though.
53. Button-down.
54. Jeans?
55. Of course jeans.
56. Tucked in or untucked?
57. Which makes me look buffer?

58. Shoes?
59. Casual, but not too casual.
60. Converse?
61. Probably not.
62. I’m set… I guess.
63. Damn it. Boxers or briefs?
64. Lucky ones?
65. Wait! This could be my future wife!
66. Holy crap.
67. Babies?
68. I like babies…
69. Be cool. Be cool. Be cool. I AM COOL!
70. CONFIDENCE!!
71. What time is it?
72. Do I have gum?
73. Of course not.
74. Tic Tac?
75. Hahaha…. no.
76. If it goes well, will I kiss her?
77. Not with this breath!
78. I’ll stay away from onions just in case…
79. Deodorant or cologne?
80. I’m going to smell GOOD!
81. F***. I’m running late.
82. Umm… what are we going to talk about?!?
83. Politics?
84. Ehhh… Probably not.
85. No time. I’ll figure it out there.
86. I’ll take a shot of Fireball to calm the nerves.
87. Maybe it’ll give me good breath… cinnamon and spice.
88. Sounds about right.
89. *Checks JDate one last time and then head’s out the door.*

*45 minutes later*

90. Did I lock the door?!?

And all that’s before the date!