JDating Haikus

Her profile was cute

But she forgot to mention

She’s moving next week.


What a handsome guy

But his cell phone wallpaper

Is him and his ex.


You talk for three weeks

He invites you to Nobu

He is five foot one.


She flirted a lot

You showed her profile to friends

They all dated her.


You try one more month

She went to Penn for law school

So did you; Beshert.


One random Tuesday

You message a cute stranger

He’s hilarious.


You forget the rest

Finally! The Jew for you.

All thanks to JDate.

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Dr. Samantha Rodman is a clinical psychologist in private practice and a mom of three kids under 5. She blogs at Dr. Psych Mom. Join her on Facebook and on Twitter @DrPsychMom.
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