Her profile was cute
But she forgot to mention
She’s moving next week.
What a handsome guy
But his cell phone wallpaper
Is him and his ex.
You talk for three weeks
He invites you to Nobu
He is five foot one.
She flirted a lot
You showed her profile to friends
They all dated her.
You try one more month
She went to Penn for law school
So did you; Beshert.
One random Tuesday
You message a cute stranger
He’s hilarious.
You forget the rest
Finally! The Jew for you.
All thanks to JDate.
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Dr. Samantha Rodman is a clinical psychologist in private practice and a mom of three kids under 5. She blogs at Dr. Psych Mom. Join her on Facebook and on Twitter @DrPsychMom.