Welcome to JMag’s first official photo caption contest. You up for sharpening your captioning skills? Today’s contest photo deals with one of our favorite upcoming holidays: Rosh Hashanah.

I’ve started you off with three examples. But I know you can do better… and funnier. Submit your ideas in the comments below. We’ll share the best ones and select one entry to win a free six-month subscription to JDate!*

What could the caption be for this festive photo?

Possible Captions:

  1. Popular scene from the semi-finals of “Israel’s Got Talent.”
  2. With no clean wine glasses available, Shmuel and Mendel made do with what they had.
  3. The crowd refused to leave until the two played their famous all-shofar version of the Rolling Stones’ “Honky Tonk Woman.”

Can you do better? Submit your caption ideas in the comments section below!

*Winner will be chosen on or around 9/27/15.

Mark Miller is a comedy writer who has performed stand-up comedy in nightclubs and on TV, written on numerous sit-com staffs, been a humor columnist for the Los Angeles Times Syndicate and is a current humor columnist for The Huffington Post. His first book, a collection of his humor essays on dating and romance, is: 500 Dates: Dispatches From the Front Lines of the Online Dating Wars. But he says he’d trade all his success away in a minute for immortality, inner peace and limitless wealth.

  1. Are they calling for the young bride to join the groom under the chupa?

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