I’m going to apologize to all the smokers out there in advance. I’m sorry ladies, I know you’re beautiful but…
I just absolutely hate females that smoke and I just don’t understand it.
For starters, women smell so beautiful naturally. The natural scent of a woman, a woman that showers every day that is, is sexy, and seductive. Smoking = making yourself smell like my Uncle Tony.
Secondly, it makes women taste like an ash tray. I know that’s cliche, but its true. Trust me, I used to eat ash trays as a child. Is it any wonder I have such a crazy, or should I say, beautiful mind?
For me, smoking is a complete dealbreaker. Nothing makes a girl go from completely attractive, to me having no interest, in a heartbeat.
So ladies, help me out. Please don’t smoke. And call me when you quit now that you have some extra money in your pocket. I do like to be pampered. ;P