Just in time for the High Holidays, here are 10 pick-up lines to incorporate Rosh Hashanah & Yom Kippur themes into your dating life!

1.   “Excuse me, miss, this Yom Kippur I have no sins for which to atone. Can you help?”

2.  “I used to think apples and honey were sweet… until I met you.”

3.  “What do you say we get together Thursday night, do something really naughty, and then repent?”

4.  “As a matter of fact, that is a shofar in my pocket, but I’m still happy to see you.”

5.  “I do enjoy the High Holidays, but the only time I really feel high is when you walk into the room.”

6.  “How’d you like to be inscribed together in The Book of Life, and then maybe go to dinner and a movie?”

7.  “This Yom Kippur, let’s go to temple and worship God, and then go home and worship each other.”

8.  “Rosh Hashanah is a happy holiday. I can think of several ways to make it happier.”

9.  “On Yom Kippur, the Mishnah prohibits marital relations. Thank God we’re not married!”

10.  “Care to come back to my place and see my Talmud etchings?”


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