How many times were you asked “Why are you still single?” by your friends and relatives during your Passover Seder? Was your head about to explode? And it’s not like anyone is going to answer anything other than: “Because I haven’t met the right person yet.” How awesome would it be to reply with the truth?

• “Because the last 3 guys I went out with were assholes“
• “Because my date yesterday clearly posted a picture from 10 years ago“
• “Because I have unrealistic expectations of what a partner is… and no one will ever be able to meet them“
• “Because I think I’m a 10 (when really I’m a 7), and I won’t settle for anyone who is less than a 9“

Or you can refer to this snarky — yet slightly true — article about why you’re still single using the Myers-Briggs Personality Test. Are you an extrovert or introvert? A thinker or a feeler? Figure out if you’re an ESTJ or an INTP to see why you may still be single. Then think about if it applies to you and, since you probably don’t like what it has to say, think about what you can do to make some adjustments so that at next year’s Seder you either have a date with you… or at the very least have an equally obnoxious comeback prepared!