We’ve all noticed the stock blank response in Jdate profiles, “will tell you later.” You want to know my income? I’ll tell you later. That is, unless you don’t respond to my profile, in which case, I won’t be telling you later.

In order to properly zero in on the perfect candidates, I’d like Ms. Right to have another option: “Will not tell you later.”

Crazy dream I had last night I alone find interesting: Will not tell you later

Why I’m always right and you’re always wrong: Will not tell you later

The times I’m kissing you and fantasizing about somebody else: Will not tell you later

Stop hogging the blanket: Will not tell you later

Wow, this woman sounds like a dream… a dream crazy enough not to tell you about later.