You are my JDate, my only JDate

You make me happy

And filled with glee

You’ll never know, dear

How many dates I’ve found

But the answer is it’s over fifty.

The other night, dear, as I sat messaging

I laughed and smiled

And set up dates.

The ladies love me here

More than at bars or clubs

And one day, I’ll make one of them my mate.

You are my JDate, my only JDate

You give me company

On Saturday nights

On Friday nights though

I must be careful

Because if you ask out a religious girl she gets uptight.

I’ll always love you, my only JDate

At least until I find my beautiful bride

And since I’m such a mensch

I’ll never use JDate

To get some J-action on the side.

You are my JDate, my only JDate

You give me pretty girls

With few exceptions

And when I find the one

That I will marry

Then I will cancel my JDate subscription.